aku tensen!

tensi tensi tensi...!

yang mana satu nak kena ikut ni..??

supervisor ajar lain...yg sorang plak cakap lain...

nape la 2 minggu lagi nak submit baru nak kata design salah..??

i need solution..!

p/s :tensi!

Installing a husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,

NFL 3.0 and

Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

p/s: will upgrade  Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0!

SAYA TAK PERCAYA..

SAYA TAK PERCAYA....

• TAHUN NI SAYA AKAN BERUMUR 23 TAHUN..terasa baru je 13 tahun semalam.. bila kua jalan2, org panggil saya kakak, mesti saya akan marah balik org tu.. My Dear Abe salu suh saya sedar diri bahawa saya sudah 23 tahun di mana saya sudah berkelayakan utk menjadi mak org.. T_T

• SEKARANG SUDAH BULAN MAC.. baru sdar sekarang dah bulan Mac bila tgk kalendar kat blog org... ingatkan masih Feb... April dh nk kena anta FYP..dh stat tensi!

• SEMESTER TERAKHIR DI UNIVERSITI.. ohh...ni la paling saya tidak percaya... at last, after 3 tahun lelebih, saya bakal menamatkan pengajian 4 tahun ni dalam masa 2 bulan je lagi...waaaa..! SUNGGUH SAYA TAK PERCAYA!

• MENJADI WANITA BERKERJAYA.. sungguh xbersedia nak kerja.. why..??takut..! tapi mcm best je sebab leh pegang duit sendiri.. ngeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... (nak bagi msg camni kat abe bila dapat gaji nanti macam dia salu wat bila dpt gaji)..

• BERAT BADAN 45 KG... siyes, b4 ni nk cecah 40 kg pun susah... sejak dua mnjak org dok kata badan dah berisi, gemuk, saya happy sebab memang misi dan matlamat saya untuk menambah berat badan.. last week timbang berat badan.. and SUNGGUH TAK PERCAYA BERAT BADAN SUDAH 45 KG..! 45 KG tu wey..ingt senang ke nak jadi 45 KG?? sekarang BMI dah jadi normal... first time BMI normal.. sejak dilahirkan, BMI mmg salu xnormal..UNDERWEIGHT! but now saya bangga saya sudah tergolong dalam geng NORMAL!

p/s : cuba untuk mempercayai diri sendiri.. (^_^)

i will love you forever

A bf gave a challenge to his gf to live a day without him.

No communication at all and said if she passed it he'll love her forever. The gf agreed.

She did not text or call him the whole day without knowing that her bf has only 24 hours to live because he's suffering from cancer.

She excitedly went to her bf house the next day. Tears fall as she saw his bf lying on the coffin with a note on the side.


"You did it baby, can you do it everyday? I LOVE YOU".









source: comatosewithbraindamage












p/s: nangis!

What Are Words - Chris Medina

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p/s: Chris Medina, you're the man..!

Top 10 reasons to date an ENGINEER

10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.


9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".


8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.


7. We have significant figures.


6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.



5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?



4. Engineers do it to specification.



3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.



2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.




1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!














p/s: now,do you dare to date an engineer..?

insomia..??

jap tadi tengah bergolek-golek atas katil...nak tido...

5 minit pastu masih terjaga lagi...

pusing sana, pusing sini, pusing kanan kiri atas belakang...still xleh tido.. dah bermacam-macam gaya tido dah dipraktikkan tp STILL xleh tido...

mata ngantuk tapi bila pejam mata, bermacam jenis aneka hal bermain di fikiran... aisshh..tensi!

adakah angkara FYP..?or assignment mandarin yang xsiap2 lg..?or kerinduan dgn org tersayang..?? idk!

dah masuk 3 malam dah camni...adalah sebab dh terlalu byk tdo sebelum ni sampai badan pun nek bosan nak bermesra dgn katil...?

plizz plizz plizz... plizz la tido my dear brain... don't be too hardworking my dear brain... 

p/s: rindu sangat-sangat... ;((

pissed off!

tonight i'm a little pissed off with someone.. hey, mind your own business la wey..! your attitude just show me how small your brain is..

 grrrrr...!

p/s: lately salu sgt emo..stress!

yahooo..!!

DENGAN INI SAYA MENGUMUMKAN BAHAWA BMI SAYA ADALAH NORMAL...! NO MORE UNDERWEIGHT LIKE BEFORE...

YABEDABEDUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

p/s: rs bangga bila org kata saya makin berisi..heeeeee (^_^)

entry emo

pe perasaan korang time korang tengah sonok-sonok bermanja-manja dgn org yg tersayang, tetiba je kena tuduh curang dgn laki lain semata-mata sebab typing error dlm msg gurauan yg korang nak bg kat org yg tersayang..??

WTF..????

kecik ati, marah, sakit ati, sedih, kecewa, geram,suma bercampur-baur sampai xde mood nak wat keja/ study..!!

hello...dgn gf sendiri pun xpercaya ke..??xcukup lg ke kenal beberapa tahun ni..?? pe la yg ada kat diri yg serba kekurangan ni sampai hebat sgt nak flirt dgn laki lain... dh la masih blajar, lom keja, xde gaji... xfaham tol la... kalo betl la rasa x secure, bukan patut sy ke rs cmtu sbb awak tu dah berkerjaya, dah bergaji...?? siyes xfaham xfaham xfaham..!!dem..!!

cuba tengok keypad phone ni.. huruf B sebelah dgn huruf N.. skrg fhm x nape typing error??

p/s: kaum lelaki mmg xreti nak menghargai kesetiaan kaum pompuan.. 

Contest JANGAN PANDANG CAMERA..

arini rasa sangat blur... oleh kerana arini ai sangat blur, ai pun join contest.. (tau xd kaitan pun dgn ke-blur-an ai)

kali ni nak join contest CONTEST JANGAN PANDANG CAMERA... sape2 yg nak join, sila la join... syarat-syarat contest ni simple je..

1. msti jadi follower tuan penganjur contest Jangan Pandang Camera
2. buat entry dgn tajuk contest... of course la  Contest Jangan Pandang Camera
3. gambar yang dipertandingkan mesti da 1 je, xleh lebih..xkesah r gamba single ke,double ke, janji gambar tu JANGAN PANDANG CAMERA.. eh..jgn lupa letak banner atas entry ni..and link kan terus ke entry contest ni ye kawan2...
4. letak banner contest ni kat sidebar...
5. tag kawan2 supaya join contest ni... paling kurang 3 org...lebih lg bagus.. ;P
6. last but not least, jangan lupa tinggalkan link entry penyertaan dalam bahagian comment entry contest tu..

so untuk contest ni..ai akan meng-contest-kan gambar kat bawah ni...

gambar ni diambil time ai pg Pantai Santubong,Kuching... siyes...sgt rindu pantai............... T_T

anyway, before ai sambung baca novel,ai nak tag beberapa kawan blogger utk join skali dlm contest ni...

iefa

ruby zaizi

zaty luvlianncezzz

p/s: nak sambung tido la... zzzzzzzzzzzz

saya mahu rajin...!

2 minggu ni ai sgt la kurang kelas...and 2 minggu ni ai sangaattt la malas...terlebih masa pun salah, terkurang masa pun salah...honestly, ai rasa sangat bersalah pada diri sendiri...

bukannye xda keja...kja mlambak-lambak nak kena wat...assignment mandarin... FYP lg.. nak buat tapi rasa sangaattt malas...gejala penyakit apekah ini..??tolong la nienie...satu sem ni je lagi nak grad...

tolong bagi saya kerajinan...

SAYA MAHU RAJIN..!!

p/s : rs sangat down... T_T

malam ni aku rasa nak lempang,sepak,teranjang org...

anyone volunteer??